Total Medals Earned: 221 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,965 Points
Medals Earned: 8/21 (75/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Treat her like a lady.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
View all of the Bios
Press A to view your inventory
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (30/260 points)
killed by spearmen
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/525 points)
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
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Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 17/26 (330/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the M1187
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps